Not Fast Not Furious Sloth T-Shirt
Channel your inner sloth with the ultimate chill statement tee: “Not Fast, Not Furious.” Featuring a cute illustrated sloth hanging out on a branch, this shirt is a perfect mix of funny and cozy vibes. It’s a hilarious twist on the Fast & Furious franchise for those who prefer naps over nitro.
Great for introverts, animal lovers, slow-living enthusiasts, or anyone who just can’t be bothered. A great gift for sloth fans, lazy day lords, or those with a good sense of humor.
T-Shirt Details
Model: Gildan 5000
Classic fit for everyday comfort
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk to reduce after-wash shrinkage
Available in a full range of standard t-shirt sizes
Sweatshirt Details
Model: Gildan 18000
Blend: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Midweight fleece: 8 oz/yd² (approximately 175 g/m²)
Spun with air jet yarn for a softer touch and minimal pilling
Comes in a variety of essential sweatshirt sizes
Hoodie Details
Model: Gildan 18500
Fabric blend: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Cozy fleece: 8 oz/yd² (approx. 175 g/m²)
Air jet yarn ensures a smooth finish with reduced pilling
Features: double-needle stitching, front pouch pocket, and a unisex fit
Offered in multiple hoodie size options
















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